Friday, May 1, 2020

Lake Hopatcong News


My latest news:  If you have been subscribed to my Newsletter for at least seven months, this isn't such a new topic for you.  However, for those of you who haven't, I have been keeping this quiet in fear that things might have fallen through. 

Last October I was interviewed to be featured in a magazine article. Her it is May and I'm now proud to present the article in Lake Hopatcong News. I literally just found out within the last 24 hours that it was live. I was shocked and pleasantly surprised to find out I was to be featured on the front cover as well. I believe it's being distributed today to the stores in surrounding towns. However, for those who are not in the area or abroad, the entire issue is on line. Due to what is going on in the world today, this is the first issue of Lake Hopatcong News that they will presented on line. See link below to read it. I'm on the centerfold spread, pages 22 - 23. Nice to be a part of Lake Hopatcong New's history! Enjoy!

Click: Lake Hopatcong News.  You'll see the magazine on their homepage!


Thursday, April 30, 2020

Tuesday, April 28, 2020

The Moodna Viaduct


The Moodna Viaduct is an iron railroad trestle spanning Moodna Creek and its valley at the north end of Schunemunk Mountain in Cornwall, New York, near the village of Salisbury Mills.

This beast was constructed beginning 1906 and was open in January, 1909.  Her length cross a beautiful scenic valley spans 3,200 feet (975 meters).  It's height is 194 feet (59 meters).

To see this in its entirety is simply breathtaking and to take on the view from atop it truly a treat to behold!

Saturday, April 25, 2020

Another Westinghouse Refrigerator Sold


They're going quickly Folks!
Another Westinghouse Refrigerator has been swept away.

Get yours while they last!

Thursday, April 23, 2020

If The Chair Fits, Sit In It


The question poses, whom sat in this chair?
Of course a chair that simply matches the personality of the individual who sits in it.
If the chair is right and fits the personality,
then it shouldn't take too long to get comfortable.

Monday, April 20, 2020

Another Satisfied Customer


Looks like the trend with trying to avoid the refrigerator is continuing.
Another satisfied Customer with their purchase of a Westinghouse Refrigerator!

Nice choice with the custom rust finish!

Saturday, April 18, 2020

End Food Now


Are you over eating from boredom due to the COVID 19 quarantine?  Do you find frequent trips to the refrigerator in hopes that there's a morsel of interest to eat.  And the quarry I ask is, how much have you actually gained recently?

Well, I have a solution that is 99.9% fool proof.  I'm Unkle Steve, founder of END FOOD NOW.  Since this pandemic, I have searched the world for the perfect deter for those who continuously snack.  That's right folks, the refrigerator that no one wants to open.  So, no better time than now to use that stimulus check and invest for a better future for your mind, body and yes, obesity.  If you don't lose ten pounds within the first seven days, I will personally refund all expenses including shipping, but keep the refrigerator as my way of saying thanks.  (Registration after purchasing is required)

Why not call now at: 1-800-END-FOOD and have your credit cards ready.  Operators are available and ready to answer questions you might have in the comforts of their own home where it's safe.  For those who call within the next ten minutes will receive absolutely free a gallon of curdled Goats Milk and a Tuna Casserole with a half inch of mold or more atop.

Here's to you and a more controlled eating habit leading to a better life!

Here's what a few of our layoff Customers have to say:

"I've lost 28 pounds in two weeks and I'm more regular again!  Thx End Food!" - Big Jake - NY, New York

"Snapped up one for my mum, she cried with joy and continued to watched TV."  - Agatha Whales - Portland, Maine

"Lost five pounds instantly the first time I opened the fridge.  One sight and whiff made me hurl.  END FOOD NOW Rocks!" - Hurling Harry - St. Louis, Missouri

"I ain't nev'r seen or smelt anyting like it before and I eat'n out the craziest stuff" - Joe Bob - Somewhere in dem Back Woods