Friday, August 18, 2017

Designated Driver



No Officer, I have not been drinking tonight.
Yes Officer, that is my boat I'm pulling behind me.
Yes Officer, those two Men in the boat are with me.
Well, Officer they didn't want to leave.
They claim the fishing was too good.
Yes Officer, they were and still are drinking.
Well Officer, I'm the designated driver.
Yes Officer, I will tell them to exit the boat.
I'm sorry Officer, I had no idea.
So it is illegal to have my friends in the boat?
I understand Officer, only when pulling the trailer.
Um, Officer, the boat isn't on a trailer?
Yes Officer, I understand it's required.
This explains the drag my pickup been suffering.
No Officer, I have not been drinking tonight.

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