Marijuana Anyone?

Saw this interesting contraption in an attic of an abandoned house.  Looks almost like some kind of Bong to smoke Cannabis from.  Looks like a Bowl there and an intake hose to inhale from...  IDK...  Anyone know what it is?

Chevrolet Caprice

Caught under a fallen tree what appears to be a 1986 Chevrolet Caprice.  Listless in the front yard of it's abandoned home never to run again nor drive a boat load of teens down the shore for the weekend.

Oh what good times they were without a care in the world, partying on the boardwalk all night and sleeping it off on the beach all day.  You swear you'd never do it again as you open a cold one to start the next night's festivities.

A cycle of good times and that ole Chevy leaves us all with fond memories!

Love

The beauty seen is partly known

to those who have seen it

Presidential Speech

We are now just moments away from hearing from our Nation's Leader - Ladies and Gentlemen, here he is...

"This is preeminently the time to speak the truth, the whole truth, frankly and boldly.  The United States does not wish merely to present strength, but also the desire and hope for peace.  When they struck they wanted to create an atmosphere of fear.  We must guard against the accusation od warranted influence.  The challenge of the next half-century is whether we have the wisdom to use that wealth to enrich and elevate our national life.

One's country is worth dying for.  But I have asserted a firm conviction, a conviction rooted in my faith in God and my faith in the American people.  Ask not what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country.  You people must have faith.  You must not be stampeded by rumors or guesses.  Together, we cannot fail."

You have just heard from the President of the United States giving his speech by using each line from a former President's speech.  Now to distinguish which line to what President he used.

Ignore the Gore

Step Inside

And close the Door

Never Mind

What's on the Floor

Really Try

Just to Ignore

All the Blood

And all the Gore

Jumanji

"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up alone,

It's Not.

The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel alone!"

Jumanji

Keep Moving

Your praise and flattery is duly noted

As it is quintessential to keep us moving

Just as grease to a rusted wheel

It needs attention to keep it moving

Chicken Dance

Do the Chicken Dance

I don't wanna be a Chicken

I don't wanna be a Duck

So I shake my big fat Butt

Na na na na na na na na na na na na 

Rust Never Sleeps

Through time it will slowly eat you away until there's nothing left

and there is nothing you can do to prevent it

Fountain of Youth

With age comes Wisdom

One cannot gain Wisdom without age

Oh, to be young with the Wisdom

The wisdom that took so long to obtain

Is there a Fountain of Youth

If there is such a place

Lead me to it

For the age sustains Wisdom from going anywhere

Age is my Enemy

Drinking Water

I would be afraid to put my head in there to drink water!

A Night's Tale

The tale of a Knight

And those who shall Fight

They come out at Night

When Luna shines Bright

As they all draw Toward

They taketh their Sword

And impale the Horde

To protect their Lord

They trail in one Path

A saga of Wrath

Wake and Aftermath

Of gore and Blood Bath

Of Knights they all Rise

With blood in their Eyes

Look up to the Skies

To Lords of the Wise

Castle

Of Sand or Stone

A Castle is Only

A Castle When

The King and Queen are in Love

Without Love

There is no Castle

Only a Structure

Of Sand or Stone

Colorful & Cheery

It doesn't always have to be dark and dismal

It can very well be colorful and cheery as well

Should I be Worried?

A Blueberry pie purchased with and a few coupons inside.

Expiration date for pie is January 3, 2019

Use Coupon by: May 3, 2017

OMG.  How old is this Pie?!

No Skating

I don't think it's wise to ice skate in July!

Police

OFFICER:  "Is there anything in your car I should know about?"

DRIVER:  "No Officer, just a bunch of stuff you shouldn't know about!"

OFFICER:  "OK Sir, have a good evening and drive safely!"

Mother Mary

Those that are full of Grace

Are always full with Beauty