Monday, July 30, 2018

Marijuana Anyone?

Saw this interesting contraption in an attic of an abandoned house.  Looks almost like some kind of Bong to smoke Cannabis from.  Looks like a Bowl there and an intake hose to inhale from...  IDK...  Anyone know what it is?

Thursday, July 26, 2018

Chevrolet Caprice

Caught under a fallen tree what appears to be a 1986 Chevrolet Caprice.  Listless in the front yard of it's abandoned home never to run again nor drive a boat load of teens down the shore for the weekend.

Oh what good times they were without a care in the world, partying on the boardwalk all night and sleeping it off on the beach all day.  You swear you'd never do it again as you open a cold one to start the next night's festivities.

A cycle of good times and that ole Chevy leaves us all with fond memories!

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Presidential Speech

We are now just moments away from hearing from our Nation's Leader - Ladies and Gentlemen, here he is...

"This is preeminently the time to speak the truth, the whole truth, frankly and boldly.  The United States does not wish merely to present strength, but also the desire and hope for peace.  When they struck they wanted to create an atmosphere of fear.  We must guard against the accusation od warranted influence.  The challenge of the next half-century is whether we have the wisdom to use that wealth to enrich and elevate our national life.

One's country is worth dying for.  But I have asserted a firm conviction, a conviction rooted in my faith in God and my faith in the American people.  Ask not what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country.  You people must have faith.  You must not be stampeded by rumors or guesses.  Together, we cannot fail."

You have just heard from the President of the United States giving his speech by using each line from a former President's speech.  Now to distinguish which line to what President he used.

Monday, July 23, 2018

Ignore the Gore

Step Inside
And close the Door
Never Mind
What's on the Floor
Really Try
Just to Ignore
All the Blood
And all the Gore

Saturday, July 21, 2018


"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up alone,
It's Not.
The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel alone!"


Friday, July 20, 2018

Keep Moving

Your praise and flattery is duly noted
As it is quintessential to keep us moving

Just as grease to a rusted wheel
It needs attention to keep it moving

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Chicken Dance

Do the Chicken Dance

I don't wanna be a Chicken
I don't wanna be a Duck
So I shake my big fat Butt

Na na na na na na na na na na na na 

Monday, July 16, 2018

Rust Never Sleeps

Through time it will slowly eat you away until there's nothing left
and there is nothing you can do to prevent it

Friday, July 13, 2018

Fountain of Youth

With age comes Wisdom
One cannot gain Wisdom without age
Oh, to be young with the Wisdom
The wisdom that took so long to obtain

Is there a Fountain of Youth
If there is such a place
Lead me to it
For the age sustains Wisdom from going anywhere

Age is my Enemy

Thursday, July 12, 2018

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

A Night's Tale

The tale of a Knight
And those who shall Fight
They come out at Night
When Luna shines Bright

As they all draw Toward
They taketh their Sword
And impale the Horde
To protect their Lord

They trail in one Path
A saga of Wrath
Wake and Aftermath
Of gore and Blood Bath

Of Knights they all Rise
With blood in their Eyes
Look up to the Skies
To Lords of the Wise

Tuesday, July 10, 2018


Of Sand or Stone
A Castle is Only
A Castle When
The King and Queen are in Love

Without Love
There is no Castle
Only a Structure
Of Sand or Stone

Monday, July 9, 2018

Colorful & Cheery

It doesn't always have to be dark and dismal
It can very well be colorful and cheery as well

Friday, July 6, 2018

Should I be Worried?

A Blueberry pie purchased with and a few coupons inside.
Expiration date for pie is January 3, 2019
Use Coupon by: May 3, 2017

OMG.  How old is this Pie?!

Thursday, July 5, 2018

Tuesday, July 3, 2018


OFFICER:  "Is there anything in your car I should know about?"

DRIVER:  "No Officer, just a bunch of stuff you shouldn't know about!"

OFFICER:  "OK Sir, have a good evening and drive safely!"

Monday, July 2, 2018