Are you over eating from boredom due to the COVID 19 quarantine? Do you find frequent trips to the refrigerator in hopes that there's a morsel of interest to eat. And the quarry I ask is, how much have you actually gained recently?
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Why not call now at: 1-800-END-FOOD and have your credit cards ready. Operators are available and ready to answer questions you might have in the comforts of their own home where it's safe. For those who call within the next ten minutes will receive absolutely free a gallon of curdled Goats Milk and a Tuna Casserole with a half inch of mold or more atop.
Here's to you and a more controlled eating habit leading to a better life!
Here's what a few of our layoff Customers have to say:
"I've lost 28 pounds in two weeks and I'm more regular again! Thx End Food!" - Big Jake - NY, New York
"Snapped up one for my mum, she cried with joy and continued to watched TV." - Agatha Whales - Portland, Maine
"Lost five pounds instantly the first time I opened the fridge. One sight and whiff made me hurl. END FOOD NOW Rocks!" - Hurling Harry - St. Louis, Missouri
"I ain't nev'r seen or smelt anyting like it before and I eat'n out the craziest stuff" - Joe Bob - Somewhere in dem Back Woods
A house that I've passed many times thinking it was abandoned. No steps leading to the front door, Lawn overgrown a few feet and trashed and junk piled everywhere as well as car with four flat tires sitting in the driveway.
Stopped to take a look with camera and gear. As I was snapping a few photographs right near the front door without steps, I was ready to find a way inside. Upon doing so I suddenly realized there were people living in it.
One can only cross these track with permission. But what if one already were on the other side never crossing the tracks to begin with? No signs indicating permission. Did they already have the right of passage?
I was on the other side and crossed the tracks. Upon returning across the tracks to get back to where I was, saw the sign. Now I'm stuck on the side of the tracks I don't want to be. Now what?
The legendary Tom's Diner a 1930's Silk City railroad style is the second oldest diner in New Jersey. Known as the Diner Capital of the World sadly Tom's Diner closed it's kitchen for the last time in 2005.
For those of you around the world that this diner may look remotely familiar, it was featured in Cyndi Lauper's iconic 1984 video: "Time After Time." Restoring the diner was attempted but due to funds it fell at the waist-side.
If you want to see more photographs I took of Tom's Diner, visit my webpage: Tom's Diner and see how she looks today.
One last thought… Could Tom's Diner be the reference after the 1987 song with the same name sung by Suzanne Vega? Hmmm