Monday, December 14, 2015

Bar Nuts



Horse walks into a Bar... The Bartender asks: Why the Long Face?"

Two Guys walk in a Bar with Jumper Cables... The Bartender says: "You better not start anything here!"

A Priest, Rabbi and Monk walk into a Bar... The Bartender asks: "What is this a Joke?"

An Amnesiac walks into a Bar... He asks the Bartender: "Do I come here often?"

Oh, I got a million of them and the Ale I'm drinking now is going down a real treat! You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor and still hang-on!

Belly Up!

Sunday, December 13, 2015

Pee All That You Can Pee


The soft giggle of a flowing brook in the forest sounds so soothing as if you were in a Zen Garden...  The pure calmness around you is the perfect time to cause complete chaos which caould rake obn your nerves giving you strong urges to flee out of sight to relieve yourself.

Pee All That You Can Pee!

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Full Service Out of Service



The Service Gas Stations of yesteryear have certainly put today's Econo-Quickie-Marts Stations to shame... The art of Full Service is truly a thing of the past. Yet, there are still only two states in America the have... Well... Semi Full Service Gas Stations. They are New jersey and Oregon.

Not saying that those states have full Customer Service. Do you remember the Service Attendant asking if you needed your oil checked, then wiping the fingerprints off the hood of your car after closing it. How about simply cleaning the windshield with a squeegee all for free? It's gone forever simply by sheer laziness and the fact that it's too much work for what they are paid.




For the rest of you in the other 48 states ... Step out of your vehicle and walk over to the the man in the glass booth talking on his phone in a tongue no one can comprehend, pay him and operate the pump yourself. Be careful not to spill the fuel onto your suit or pretty dress.  If you need change, run back to that gibbering character in the glass booth who acts like you're inconveniencing him to open the register and give back what you deserve.

Oh... If you need air, you better bring a pocket full of change, because it takes a lot of power to generate the pressure you need for you expensive tires.  You're on a timer, so no Dilly Dallying.

Have a Nice Day and Come Again!

Friday, December 4, 2015

Survive



"Ar scáth a chéile a mhaireann na daoine."

"Under the shelter of each other, people survive."

Thursday, December 3, 2015

New Hope



NEW HOPE

Where there's Light
There is Life
Where there's Life
There is Hope
Where there's Hope
There is Love
Where there's Love
There is Peace


No sooner than when I posted this the other day, a Hub entitled Everything Signage on Instagram hosted by Kim & Ray recognized it!  What a thrill it was to see it posted on their site along with a plethora of other cool signs.

Just want to give a heart warmed thanks to Everything Signage for the recognition.  So much appreciated!


Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Twilight Drive



Twilight Drive

There are certain patterns in one's life that we just cannot comprehend nor decipher.

What will you experience on your travel home tonight?  It could very well be the same scenario playing over and over again?

Read "Twilight Drive" and find out for yourself.

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Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Toys from the Attic



Toys from the Attic

A New Gallery on Forsakenly Departed


The beginnings of a never ending on going experiment of photographing Toys from the Attic.  From Matchbox Cars and Hot Wheels to Dolls and Action Figures mixed with a plethora of toys you might have had when you were a Child!
For ages 1 to an Adult!






Christmas Gallery

Playful Christmas photos to inspire your Holiday Season and get you in the Spirit. Enjoy this whimsical series now, because like all good things, it won't last and will disappear never to be seen again!

Enjoy the Spiritual Christmas Season!

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