Horse walks into a Bar... The Bartender asks: Why the Long Face?"
Two Guys walk in a Bar with Jumper Cables... The Bartender says: "You better not start anything here!"
A Priest, Rabbi and Monk walk into a Bar... The Bartender asks: "What is this a Joke?"
An Amnesiac walks into a Bar... He asks the Bartender: "Do I come here often?"
Oh, I got a million of them and the Ale I'm drinking now is going down a real treat! You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor and still hang-on!