Thursday, September 7, 2017

Out of Gas

A woman came up to me at the gas pump and told me she ran out of gas.
She asked if I could give her five dollars.

I said yes, under one condition, I give her hug.
She obliged and let me hug her tight.

At that very moment when I hugged her, she farted.
I proceeded to inform her that she was not out of gas!

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