Mrs. Butterworth

"Mrs. Butterworth, how come you taste so good?"

So the other day I was strolling through a cemetery I have never been before and came across Mrs. Butterworth.  Well, at least she look like her as the resemblance is almost haunting.  I actually verbalized her name aloud in amazement as if I made a huge discovery.

There were no name or epitaph on the stone and she was a bit askew off her base.  Is it me or does she not look like Mrs. Butterworth?!

"Mrs. Butterworth, I Love You!"