All That Shit!

~ SHIT ~

You Buy and Sell Shit

And find a place to put your Shit

So you don't lose your Shit

Or you'll Shit or go Blind

So don't forget your Shit

If you can't find your Shit

The Shit hits the Fan

And you'll have a Shit Fit

Then Shit your life Away

Telling everyone to Eat Shit and Die

Then you'll get all depressed and get Shit-Faced

Cause you don't Give a Shit

And be Shit out of Luck

Unless you Step in Shit

And become a Lucky Shit

You can have not enough Shit

Or way too much Shit

Just enough Shit

Or someone else's Shit

Asking: "What the Hell is this Shit?"

You can Feel like Shit

Cause you caught some Shit

From eating Rotten Shit

That made you Shit your Brains Out

Causing you to Smell like Shit

You can have a Shitty Day

Cause it's the same old Shit

That same Shit, different Day

And the same Shit, with a different Smell

Doing this, that and the other Shit

You can Smoke Shit

That can be Good Shit

Or some Bad Shit

Or possibly some Funky Shit

That will turn you into some Weird Shit

One can step in a Rose Bush coming out smelling like Shit

Or swim in a Lake of Shit coming out smelling like a Rose

Be served Shit on a Shingle

Or receive Shit on a Stick

By getting the Shit end of the Stick

You can go Ape Shit

By Shooting the Shit

Are you Shitting me?

I Shit you Not

For Shits Sake

For People:

You can be a piece of Shit

Or a Shit Stain

There are Little Shits

And Big Shits

And those who think they are Hot Shit

There are Shit-Heads

Who will Shit all over You

Treating you like Dog Shit

To be covered in Shit

So, don't take their Shit

There are Dumb-Shits

Who don't know Shit from Shinola

Or don't know Shit about Shit

And they don't do Shit

Cause they have Shit for Brains

There are Bull Shit Artists

That are a Crock of Shit

Lieing Sack of Shit

Telling you a bunch of Horse Shit

That ain't worth Shit

There are Chicken Shits

Who are scared Shitless

And will Shit a Brick

When they're in for some Shit

From Crazy ass Shits, hence Batshit

So, Shit or get off the Pot

And get your Shit Together

Cause once you know your Shit

You need not to know Shit

And be happier than a Pig in Shit

This Shit might get Flagged

Cause I told you too much Shit

Cause the Authorities will Shit a Brick

Then I'll be up Shit's Creek

But really, I don't Give a Shit

Or two Shits for that matter

Indeed, the word "Shit" is probably the most powerful word in the English Language!